Full On Rogues

Founded in August 2007, Full on Rogues was Feathermoon's premier end-page reading guild — a crew of rogues, alts, and assorted troublemakers on the Feathermoon RP server who took over the guild nerd-points leaderboard, farmed achievements nobody asked for, and documented all of it with a completely straight face.

The name is a vanilla-era Ironforge joke. Stand near the bank long enough and the trade chat spam would hit you with it: LFM UBRS — FULL ON ROGUES. The group wasn't recruiting rogues; it was full on rogues. Five years of running that pun into the ground is what this archive documents.

This site is the archive of that run: every guild-blog post from 2010 to 2012, plus the screenshot vault. Nothing here has been cleaned up, corrected, or explained.

Reading the archive

Start at the Guild Blog Archives. The posts are numbered in the order they were recovered (POST-0001 through POST-0032) and cover recruitment drama, patch days, achievement pushes, nerd-points standings, and the ongoing Deezz situation.

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The original site was a WordPress blog that went dark when the guild did. This archive was rebuilt as a static site with Boris and served by Cloudflare Pages. The posts are preserved verbatim, typos included, because that is the point.

From the screenshot vault

Recovered from the old guild hard drives. Dates are the filenames; context is whatever you can get out of the posts.

Feast platters arranged in the shape of a letter F on a snowy field — An F, spelled in feasts, in the middle of nowhere. The Dinner Party achievement drive — see POST-0018. May 2011

A giant guild banner towering over a pile of feasts in Stormwind — Feasts stacked under the banner in Stormwind for the Dinner Party achievement. See POST-0018. May 2011

Two guild banners standing over rows of feasts in a village square — The aftermath: banners up, feasts in rows. May 2011

Red guild banners with a panda crest planted inside Icecrown Citadel — Guild banners planted in Icecrown, where banners have no business being. April 2011

A wolf riding another wolf across an inn floor — Pericula, listed as <Deezz's Pet>, arriving at the inn by wolf-back. July 2012

A gnome mage named Magnets in flight goggles next to a gryphon — Magnets the mage, dressed for altitude, with a skeptical gryphon. February 2011

A character on a motorcycle with sidecar in an icy hall — Squinky takes the chopper through Icecrown. The oldest shot in the vault. October 2009

A forsaken character in swim gear carrying lobsters through a snowy forest — Full lobster regalia, deep snow. No further comment. May 2011

Three dwarf roleplayers sitting on wooden benches — Dwarves, holding court. February 2011

A gnome on a crawling mount in Stormwind Park at dusk — Knight Taree of <Remnants> rides into Stormwind Park. April 2012

A blood elf standing at a bar lined with ale barrels — Ricole Nichie, <Ex-Socialite>, holding up the bar. April 2011

A character silhouetted against a massive purple portal storm — Somebody opened something. May 2011

Floating platforms of the Netherstorm seen from above — The Netherstorm, from above. April 2011

A draenei rogue named Stab the Ursine of Full on Rogues in Stormwind — Stab the Ursine <Full on Rogues>, on duty in Stormwind.

A roleplay scene with orc women at night in a dark forest clearing — Deezz, working. See POST-0029.

Magnets the mage at a boat helm with a hula doll on the console — Magnets at the helm, hula doll riding shotgun.

A character on a corrupted green mount in a stone courtyard, before — Clam slam: before.

The same scene from a different angle, after — Clam slam: after.

A troll-shaped corpse floating in an icy cave — A very dead tiger. Probably staged, definitely celebrated.

A yellow tin can labelled Gourmet Fish Assholes — Catering for the Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel drive.

A painted portrait of a red-bearded dwarf — Portrait of Argonautica, recruit of some renown. See POST-0005.

A forum listing of Siege of Wyrmrest Temple achievement icons for Feathermoon — The Feathermoon forum leaderboard, Siege of Wyrmrest Temple.